queenofthebadgers:

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

……..me too……

(Source: inhalers, via might-catch-my-crazy)

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

(Source: deadmutation, via might-catch-my-crazy)

wrecklesssly:

Where all the haters at?

wrecklesssly:

Where all the haters at?

(via ezequies)

Arsenal fans: It's only Europa League
Me: You can't even win the Emirates Cup

empiresofeternalvoid:

psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

Self esteem status: restored.

shitshilarious:

so I was watching Johnny Bravo

(via wordupwashington)

traffichaze:

I don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care.

traffichaze:

I don’t know what’s going on here but I don’t care.

(via guccipriest)

doe-eyes:

BLAKE WITH A KITTY! BLAKE WITH A KITTY! BLAKE WITH A KITTY!

doe-eyes:

BLAKE WITH A KITTY! BLAKE WITH A KITTY! BLAKE WITH A KITTY!