(Source: toxicgrin, via ghost-life)
Hi, I'm Adam. I'm 18 and from the North east England. If you wanna talk feel free to send an ask
tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with
the fact that this would work on me has me concerned
……..me too……
(Source: inhalers, via might-catch-my-crazy)
A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation, via might-catch-my-crazy)
| Arsenal fans: | It's only Europa League |
| Me: | You can't even win the Emirates Cup |
if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’
Self esteem status: restored.